Babylon Bee: McAuliffe Blames Loss On Low 3AM Ballot Turnout
“Yeah, our ground game was clearly to blame,” said McAuliffe to tearful reporters. “After studying the numbers, there is just no way to sugarcoat our failure to turn out the 3 a.m. ballots. Bottom line is, we simply came up short. The votes in the key 3 a.m. demographic just weren’t there.”
I hear Fulton County, GA’s elections director is available. He could fix that. He has before.
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