This was the Babylon Bee on September 12.
Trump Voters Put Biden Signs In Their Yards So That The FBI Will Pass Over Them
In an effort to escape the wrath of a weaponized federal government, supporters of former president Donald Trump are placing Biden signs in their yards with the hope that it will cause the FBI to pass over their houses.
“Reality” this morning.
FBI Shows up on Trump Supporter’s Doorstep, and She Wasn’t Even at the Capitol on Jan. 6
Gallagher didn’t work in the Trump White House, nor was she present at the Capitol riot, yet she somehow ended up in the Biden administration’s crosshairs. She told her story to Tucker Carlson on Monday evening.
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She continued, “In my bedroom, I thought, ‘Am I not coming home?’ So I went outside. I said, ‘Gentlemen, you’re scaring me.’ They proceeded to tell me they were given an anonymous tip that I was at the Capitol on January 6th.”
As Carlson noted, the feds already admitted that they used facial recognition systems on the crowd to identify participants. They’ve also admitted to using phone geofencing to ID people. there.
But that’s insufficient to incriminate the innocent non-participants, so they’ve fallen back on the ever-handy “anonymous tip.”
I’m waiting for them to start showing up for people who weren’t born yet.
And for FBI agents to start disappearing. What? Who? Nah, they never showed up here. They musta taken a wrong turn.
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