Saw this headline at Faux Snooze. Lest you think it’s some sort of typo, consider what the dude writes later in the report.
Chicago driver gets carjacked by armed men in crime-rampant city as pedestrians drive by
[…]
At least seven pedestrian vehicles can be seen driving through the intersection as the crime is happening.
Is the Galactic Empire fielding Walkers in Chicago?
pedestrian
pə-dĕs′trē-ən
noun
A person traveling on foot; a walker.
One who walks or journeys on foot. Specifically—2. One who walks or races on foot for a wager; a professional walker; one who has made a notable record for speed or endurance in walking.
A walker; one who journeys on foot; a foot traveler; specif., a professional walker or runner.
Update: I emailed the guy to ridicule this. No reply, but he made an unacknowledged stealth edit to the story. SO here’s screencaps to prove his original idiocy.
