Time was, I’d look at a report like this, and the 4/1 date, and merely assume it’s another April Fools Day attempt.
But the world has gotten so nuts — “the first shemale admiral in government” part at least is accurate — that it’s getting tough to tell for sure.
But I’ll go with satire, because that guy doesn’t look athletic enough to play a single quarter without dropping dead from a heart attack.
April first….the only day of the year when people read something on the internet and question it’s accuracy. The rest of the year they just blindly accept it. Sad.