Month: June 2022

Caller: I’ve got home invaders and shots fired. Will you send someone out to clean up the bodies, or should I just leave them at the curb for the weekly trash pickup?

Alternatively…

Uvalde Police: We waited 40 minutes while a nut gunned down people.
Juneau County Sheriff’s Office, WI: Hold m’beer… Wait. I’ll hold it. We’re gonna be a here a while. Got a Snickers?

Wisconsin judge’s alleged killer identified; Whitmer, McConnell, Evers among 13 names on hitlist
He is accused of entering the New Lisbon, Wisconsin, residence of 68-year-old retired Judge John Roemer, at approximately 6:30 a.m. Friday, when Juneau County Sheriff’s deputies received a call notifying law enforcement of an armed person and two shots fired inside the home.

The caller had exited the home and contacted law enforcement from a nearby home, according to the Wisconsin DOJ. Following failed attempts to negotiate with Uhde, the Juneau County Special Tactics and Response Team entered the residence at approximately 10:17 a.m. and located Roemer deceased.

Three hours and forty-five minutes. To take down a guy who’d already taken himself down. Note that no shots, other than the initial 6:30 AM rounds, are mentioned.

When seconds count, the police…

Kinda makes you wonder how long it took for the judge to die.

WRAL.com has an opinion piece calling for pretty much every violence-enabling victim-disarmer’s wet dream.

“We need to ban assault weapons and high-capacity magazines. And if we can’t ban assault weapons, then we should:

— Raise the age to purchase them from 18 to 21. It’s backed by 80% of the nation’s voters.

— Strengthen background checks. It’s backed by 88% of the nation’s voters.

— Enact safe storage laws and red-flag laws. It’s backed by 84% of the nation’s voters.

— Repeal the immunity that protects gun manufacturers from liability. It is backed by a plurality of the nation’s voters.

— Address the mental health crisis deepening the trauma of gun violence and as a consequence of that violence.”

My, my. Those overwhelming poll numbers are really persuasive, eh?

Since I spoke of it the other day, I’ll take time to laugh at this claim:

More school-aged children have died in the last 20 years from guns than on-duty police officers and active-duty military combined.

Sure they have. Once you throw out the standard federal definition of “child” to inflate the numbers 6 times.

But back to the poll numbers. The best part is its own poll included on this very column.

Huh. Instead of 80+ percent in favor of chucking the Constitition, WRAL found…

64% (as of 6/5/22, 7:30AM) opposed to all those added infringments. With “54,632 RESPONSES>”

Any bets on how long it’ll take WRAL to pull that poll? And probably can the “digital editor” who thought including a survey was a good idea in the first place?

Funny that.

New election integrity fears: Georgia county ballot machines off by thousands when hand counted
The initial Democratic primary results showed Orson winning for commission District 2 with Lauren Alexander in second place and Michelle Long Spears in third. This would have put Orson against Alexander in a runoff election.

However, Spears noticed that the results showed she received zero votes at most election precincts.
[…]
On Wednesday evening, the results of the hand count were released, showing former last-place candidate Spears now in first place and headed to a June 21 runoff against Alexander. Former first place candidate Orson was pushed to third place.

As if the invasive giant lizards in Georgia weren’t bad enough.

Scientists accidentally create super-vicious HAMSTERS in a lab after gene editing experiment goes wrong and makes aggressive rodents chase, bite and pin each other down
Gene editing lab test inadvertently makes horde of rage-fuelled hamsters

Lead researcher Professor Elliott Albers said: ‘We anticipated […] we would reduce both aggression and social communication — but the opposite happened.’

Doctor Frankenstein, just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should.

We’re gonna need new cats.

Oregon overdoses reach record highs after decriminalization of hard drugs
Following Oregon’s decision to decriminalize hard drugs in 2021, there has been a marked increase in overdoses and drug-related deaths. The largest spike coming primarily from opioids and fentanyl-laced methamphetamine.

Think of it as evolution in action. Or reducing the pool of Dimcrat voters.

Now I’m done.

What could possibly go wrong?

Judicial Watch Uncovers Dozens of Records of Illegal Molecular Research Reported to NIH
In an email on February 12, 2020, Biosafety Officer for the University of Nebraska – Lincoln Dr. Matt Anderson reports an incident that began in March 2018 wherein Dr. Shi-Hua Xiang created an HIV pseudo virus containing Marburg glycoprotein M78 in a university Biosafety Level 2 laboratory, for which he did not have authorization.

Somehow, splicing genes to give HIV glycoproteins from Marburg virus for viral entry sounds a bit like Doctor Frankenstein, just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should.

Look, you dumbass, I think splicing HIV and Marburg moves that pathogen right out of Biosafety Level 2 and into Level 3  at least.

I think I’m done with news for today, lest I begin screaming.

(Hat tip to The Gateway Pundit, which I like for its proclivity for linking to sources.)

Not to be outdone

Sadly, Dims are notoriously deficient in intelligence and humor, so they probably think those are accurate.

“On Thursday Rep. David Cicilline (D-RI) made crystal clear his position on the Constitution that he swore an oath to uphold“:

have a Constitutional right to access a firearm and to deny them that right would, quote, ‘trample on an individual’s due process and Second Amendment rights’. You know who didn’t have due process? You know who didn’t have their Constitutional right to life respected? The kids at Parkland, and Sandy Hook, and Uvalde, and Buffalo and the list goes on and on. So spare me the bullshit about Constitutional rights.”

Bullshit, eh? Because the Uvalde police did jackshit to protect those kids’ right to life, then no one else has rights either.

An interesting premise. Where’s that going to lead?

From a recent TZP Column:

Get rid of the Constitution, and the people’s pretend recourse… and they might stop pretending they do.

Maybe the tyrants will be counting on the out-numbered police to prop up their post-Constitution regime. How many officers would continue to be willing to do that once they’ve lost “constitutional” sovereign immunity, and the people know it?

Perhaps the Constitution has only been an illusory paper restraint on government. But it has been a potent symbolic restraint on the people, preventing them from eliminating abusive politicians and government agents out of hand. I do not truly comprehend the willingness — nay, the eagerness of the Left to go there, to surrender that protection, given the likely consequences.

You’d Think That Gropin’ Joe Would Know What A Child Is
p[R]esident (when he’s not on vacation) Biden wants gun control; for the children.

President Joe Biden said that for the last two decades guns have killed more children in the U.S. than “than on-duty police officers and active duty military combined.”

Really?

The FDA defines “child” as 2-12 yo.
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Here’s a question I’d love to see Fox News’ Peter Doocy ask at a press conference:

Ms. Jean-Pierre; the President said that more children are killed with guns that military and law enforcement combined. Using a standard federal definition of “child,” the numbers are far lower.

If even a single child’s life matters, why does the President have to lie to inflate child firearm-related deaths by seven times?