CNN analyst Juliette Kayyem has a solution to the Canadian Freedom Convoy truckers.
“Slash the tires, empty gas tanks, arrest the drivers, and move the trucks”
Brilliant. Most folks seem to be noting the difficulty in moving trucks with flat tires and no “gas” (generally diesel for the big haulers). But I would like to encourage this freaking idiot to put her words into action. Bless her heart. Slash some big rig tires, hon.
And the coroner will need a shovel to collect your remains. The truckers might let you do it, just to watch you commit suicide.
Also, I’ve seen a couple of reports that Michigan Governor Halfwitmer has offered some “heavy equipment” to move the trucks off of the Ambassador Bridge between Detroit and Windsor. Again, just do it.
Have you ever seen the damage that dozers, big enough to move those trucks, do to landscape and roadways? My sister speculated that the moron might have been offering National Guard tanks. Oooh, yeah. I remember the Army guys running around behind tanks in Germany, with cash and vouchers to cover damage claims during every REFORGER exercise.
Move the trucks with bulldozers or tanks and the truckers won’t need to barricade the bridge. It’ll be closed for quite some time for reconstruction.
