Bill Clinton Tests Positive…

“…for COVID-19, syphilis, gonorrhea, hepatitis A, hepatitis B, hepatitis C, hepatitis D, hepatitis F-Z, HIV, herpes, HPV, chlamydia, trichomoniasis, chancroid, mycoplasma genitalium, crabs, scabies, E. coli, the common cold, chickenpox, giardiasis, infectious mononucleosis, COVID-20, Epsteinorrhea, the Spanish flu, the American flu, the Thai flu, rubella, mono, shingles, genital warts, HSV, NIV, giardiasis, amebiasis, vaginal candidiasis (somehow), and being in close proximity to Hillary Clinton—an often-fatal condition.“

-snerk- Babylon Bee, but possibly yet another… case… of satire coming a little to close to reality.

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One thought on “Bill Clinton Tests Positive…”

  1. Don’t forget the hammer and sickle test at 100 percent positive.
    A hecho en China test kit? LMFAO!
    Look at me and Hillary we have the bat meat stew flu too.
    Riiiight. (wink)

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