This Sounds Like Something From The Babylon Bee

Or April Fools Day “news.”

Rich New Yorkers Undergo Bizarre Surgical Procedure To Cut Pee Breaks On Way To Hamptons
Wealthy New Yorkers headed to the tony Hamptons are getting a surgical procedure that allows them to endure bumper-to-bumper traffic without having to pee, according to Insider.com. One doctor says he is doing up to a dozen of the operations per week as summer beach season moves into full swing.

Is someone pranking reporters? Or are crazies — and crazy doctors — really doing this?

I suppose unethical docs could be doing these procedures on otherwise healthy idiots, as a way of generating income from repeat business treating urinary tract infections.