Those Simulated Meat Products Just Don’t Satisfy The Cravings For the Real Thing

I saw this earlier today, but put off commenting, mostly because everything that occurred to me was… wait for it… tasteless.*

But WTF…

Beyond Meat COO bites off tip of man’s nose after road rage incident: police
Beyond Meat COO Doug Ramsey was arrested following an alleged road rage incident that led to him biting the flesh off of the tip of the victim’s nose, according to local news.

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* Yeah, as if that ever stopped me.

 

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