I Resemble That Babylon Bee Story

Yep.

Report: Cutting Your Own Hair Can Save You From Looking Like You Spent Money On A Haircut
With people across the country pinching pennies to deal with runaway inflation, several reports suggest that cutting your own hair can save you from looking like you spent money on a haircut.
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Popular techniques being employed include the bowl cut, the buzz cut, and classic hippie dreadlocks. Experts say all three styles are guaranteed to save people the trouble of looking like they paid money for someone to cut their hair for them.

I use the buzz cut method. Every two or three weeks, I buzz it down to an eighth of an inch.

I trim my sister’s hair, too. Usually just shortening it slightly; but last time she wanted something more elaborate. I shrugged, pointed at my own recently buzzed coif, and asked if she was sure about that.

When all was said and done, she merely noted that hair grows back.

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