Pro Tip: Turkeys Are Edible

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Fowl play! Female turkey ‘Gladys’ terrorizes Minnesota neighborhood, forcing residents to carry makeshift weapons outside after she ripped jackets and drew blood: ‘Somebody help us!’
A Minnesota turkey has been terrorizing a neighborhood for more than a year, causing residents to carry makeshift weapons to protect themselves.

Rachel Gross, 41, of Coon Rapids, never knows what to expect when she leaves her house, but she always carries a broom, water bottle and golf club as a precaution after the large bird perched on her roof fell on top of her in 2021.


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