Fly United: “We may be minimally qualified, but at least we’re POC”

It’s getting harder to parody these woke psychos. I hoped I was sarcastically joking when I wrote:

Xe added that Delta will be dropping FAA certification requirements for new airframe and avionics technician hires, as the math and reading comprehension skills required for certification disproportionately favor whites.

“It’s more important to have an inclusive workforce than to keep our planes safely in the air.”

Turns out I was more prescient than humorous.

Our flight deck should reflect the diverse group of people on board our planes every day. That’s why we plan for 50% of the 5,000 pilots we train in the next decade to be women or people of color. Learn more and apply now:

If United is prioritizing pilots’ genitalia and melanin over competence, guess what I’ll be prioritizing when selecting an air carrier.