Funny: Critical Race Theory Implodes

Daily Caller has a story about a Loudoun County Public Schools incident.

A student is shown a picture of to pretty young women, with the side caption “What is race?” and is asked what he sees. The student responds, “That’s just two people chilling.”

The teacher indoctrinator gets upset and keeps insisting that the student sees something else, and is merely playing “coy.”

Finally…

Student: “I’m confused. Are you trying to get me to say that there are two different races in this picture?”

Indoctrinator: “Yes! I am asking you to say that.”

Now I’ll show you the picture.

I recognized those girls, and you might, too. They’re relatively famous. They aren’t “two different races.” Racially, they’re exactly the same. They’re fraternal twin sisters. Mixed race, for whatever that means. Just a couple of cute girls.

But the CRT weenie demands to see them as black and white. Crazed Racist Theorists see nonexistent racial differences.

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Delta Airlines Will No longer Require ID To Fly

ATLANTA, 4/1/2021 — Delta Airlines (DAL) CEO Ed Bastian issued a company-wide memo discontinuing the requirement that prospective passengers show a government issued photo ID to fly.

“I have realized that our identification requirement is racist, as Blacks and other minorities are too stupid to figure out how to get an ID, even though one can obtain a free state ID card in hardship cases,” Bastian’s memo stated. “It is far more important to have an inclusive annd diverse passenger payload, than to be secure in knowing that suspected terrorists might board an aircraft and kill our social justice-approved clients.”

When asked if expanding the minority share of terror victims truly supported the cause of “Black lives matter,” an unnamed Delta representative said, “Of course Black lives matter, so it’s important that theirs end in vile terrorist attacks just as often as whites die.” Xe added that Delta will be dropping FAA certification requirements for new airframe and avionics technician hires, as the math and reading comprehension skills required for certification disproportionately favor whites.

“It’s more important to have an inclusive workforce than to keep our planes safely in the air.”

Do note the date.

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