[Update] Now Let’s See If He’ll Be Charged

I’m seeing multiple reports that Rep. Jamaal Bowman (Dumbass-NY) pulled a fire alarm in the Cannon Office Building as the Dims were trying to delay a House vote.

That is, of course, illegal; a misdemeanor under local DC law, and a felony in federal law. Since he’s a Dim, nothing will come of it.

Anyone care to bet that he pulled shit like this in school on test days?

Update: I see lots of folks, including Trump, Jr., demanding that old Jamaal be charge with obstructing official proceedings.

Just like the J6ers going to federal prison for years.

And Bowman’s excuse?

“I thought the alarm would open the door.”

He’s only been there two years and nine months. It takes time to learn things like that, when you have the IQ of an over-ripe grapefruit.

TZP Column: Use Of Force

Self defense on trial in Virginia. And this happens to be my 700th TZP column, and exactly 50% of all of the columns there.

There’s a trial in Virginia over a shooting. Let me describe the reported circumstances, and let you decide what you’d have done.

You’re minding your own business, when a 6′ 5″ “goon” (his own monicker, by the way) walks up on you. He sticks his hand in your face and calls you a “dips**t”. You repeatedly tell him to stop, but he refuses. You keep backing away, but he keeps closing on you, still calling you a “dips**t.” You try to knock his hand out your face, but he continues.

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If Blocking Access To Porn For Preadolescent Children Is “White Supremacy”

…does that mean all blacks think they should be showing little kids porn? That being a sexual predator of children is what blacks are?

I didn’t think so. But I do wonder about LeVar Burton himself.

Reading Rainbow’s LeVar Burton Claims Blocking Children’s Access to Explicit Books is ‘White Supremacy’
“Far-right politicians like Ron DeSantis are championing draconian laws to ban books and the teaching of accurate multicultural American history in favor of upholding a homophobic, transphobic, and white supremacist vision of our nation,” the group’s website states.

Not providing pornographic books to children is not “banning” the books. Do these idiots also advocate proving alcohol, tobacco, and firearms to preadolescents?

As for the books… I’ve got a proposal for them. Every school that provides those books would also be required to add John Ringo’s Ghost and Kildar novels to their reading lists. Burton et al should be happy with all the underage sex — manual, oral, vaginal, and anal — which the kiddies should find quite instructive.

But they might also pick up some geography, history, international relations, and conservative ideas.

TZP Column NM Gov’s Rationalizations

Here’s an update on NM Dictator Grisham’s unconstitutional order banning public possession of firearms.

Recall that she cited three cases of children killed with guns as her excuse for raping the US and state constitutions. Two cases definitely were committed by people in unlawful possession of firearms, which made it unlikely that the perps would obey Gov. Stalin’s order; she later admitted that criminals wouldn’t obey.

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[Updated] Is English Not His Primary Language?

Saw this headline at Faux Snooze. Lest you think it’s some sort of typo, consider what the dude writes later in the report.

Chicago driver gets carjacked by armed men in crime-rampant city as pedestrians drive by
At least seven pedestrian vehicles can be seen driving through the intersection as the crime is happening.

Is the Galactic Empire fielding Walkers in Chicago?

A person traveling on foot; a walker.
One who walks or journeys on foot. Specifically—2. One who walks or races on foot for a wager; a professional walker; one who has made a notable record for speed or endurance in walking.
A walker; one who journeys on foot; a foot traveler; specif., a professional walker or runner.

Update: I emailed the guy to ridicule this. No reply, but he made an unacknowledged stealth edit to the story. SO here’s screencaps to prove his original idiocy.

I Think I’ve Been To That McDonalds

As seen at the Babylon Bee.

I was stationed at San Bernardino in the early ’80s. Judging from this, the McDonalds I went to is still there. and still just as incompetent.

That restaurant is why I stopped going to McDonalds for maybe twenty years. The final straw was the drive-thu one.

No one else in line. Should be quick, because I was ordering a standard menu meal.

Nope. Took my money and said it would take a while, please pull forward and we’ll being it to you.

They never did. I turned off my engine (and by then more cars were lined up), and went inside.

“Hi! Can I take your order?”

No, you can give me my order. I explained the situation.

“Oh. I forgot. What did you order again?”

Why not just check your order printout?

“Oh.” Fiddles around. “We’ll have to cook that. Please wait, and we’ll bring it out.”

No, I’m waiting right here… so you don’t ‘forget’ again.