Oo. Oo. I know!

Ask a stupid question

Why do you hear sexual orientation or gender identity and immediately think about sexual behavior? No grade school teacher is discussing sexual behavior with children.

Well, other than the ones who are.

But to answer the question, it’s because I lack the imagination to figure out how one explains sexual orientation without explaining what that means. Sexual orientation, after all, is about with what gender one prefer to have sexual relations.

And short of a groomer hoping to persuade a kindergartener to indugle in sexual relations, I also lack the imagination to dream up an excuse for discussing sexual relations with a little child.

Federal Judge Rules Blacks Too Stupid To Properly Fill Out Absentee Ballots

Harsh, dude.

Judge Strikes Down Parts of Florida Election Law; Cites Race
A federal judge struck down portions of a Florida election law passed last year, saying in a ruling Thursday that the Republican-led government was using subtle tactics to suppress Black voters.

The law tightened rules on mailed ballots, drop boxes, and other election methods — changes that made it more difficult for Black voters who, overall, have more socioeconomic disadvantages than white voters, U.S. District Judge Mark Walker wrote in his ruling.

Thought so: white guy. Obama appointee. This is what a racist looks like.

Tranny Safety Administration

Just wait. It’s worse than it sounds.

TSA announces measures to implement gender-neutral screening at its checkpoints
WASHINGTON – The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) announced new standards for screening transgender, nonbinary, and gender-nonconforming airline passengers at TSA checkpoints to improve the screening experience for all passengers.

You might be wondering in what universe it makes sense to restructure the groping screening of hundreds of millions of passengers based upon the O.7% of the population mentally ill enough to identify as transgender.

Me, too.

“On this internationally recognized day for the transgender community, TSA is proud to announce significant initiatives as a direct result of close partnership with community stakeholders,” said TSA Administrator David Pekoske.

Huh. Judging by mainstream media, I pretty much thought that every day ending in “y” was transgender awareness day.

Apparently a big part of this new “gender-neutral” screening will be more invasive scanners. Presumably to reduce the need to hands-on pat downs. Rumor has it that disgruntled professional fondlers are considering going out on strike over the reduce groping. (I made up that last part. I hope.)

Implementing enhanced screening technology: TSA identified an opportunity to improve the Advanced Imaging Technology (AIT) units in airport checkpoints and is working with the manufacturer on an algorithm update that increases accuracy and efficiency.

And why will they do this?

By replacing the current, gender-based AIT system, this new, more accurate technology will also advance civil rights…

Oh, yeah! More invasive, warrantless body searches* to improve civil rights.

That isn’t even the worst part. Here we go.

…and improve the customer experience of travelers who previously have been required to undergo additional screening due to alarms in sensitive areas

On the one… hand, sexually-confused-and-frustrated passengers who looked forward to groin groping miss the current experience. On the other hand, all Achmed Terrorist has to do now is tuck his bomb, gun, or boxcutter inot his nether regions; declare “his” transgender status; and proceed to the aircraft without further searching. That should improve airline security.

Or not. After a couple of decades of TSA sexual predators getting their jollies at the public’s expense, exactly how many terrorists have been caught and charged as a result of TSA airport screening?

* Does anyone else remember when the Supreme Court ruled that passive thermal imaging of a home constituted a search requiring a warrant? And wonder why active imaging of people doesn’t?

A Game We Can All Play

I’ll start.

Via Borepatch, we have this Twitter challenge.

Shoot, he doesn’t even have to start bombing. I’ve long wished for the expulsion of southern California.

And Washington, DC (maybe Putin could restore the DC Wetlands).


NYC, Baltimore, Chicago, Atlanta, St Louis (sorry, sis, but you be better off out of there), Memphis (sorry, bro)…

Who’s next? I left out some obvious places.

Paddle Boarding; Is that What You Call it?

Yet another bizarre objection to Florida’s new parental rights law (the one obsessively mischaraterized as “Don’t Say Gay” by would-be child groomers). A gay kindergarten teacher worries that he’ll have to stop talking about his personal life with little children now.

Florida Teacher Worries He Can’t Discuss His Personal Love Life with Kindergarteners After Passage of Parental Rights Bill (VIDEO)
“It scares me that I am not going to be able to have these conversations with my children…I don’t want to have to hide that my partner and I went paddle boarding this weekend,” the teacher said.

The “objectional” portion of the bill reads:

Classroom instruction by school personnel or third parties on sexual orientation or gender identity may not occur in kindergarten through grade 3 or in a manner that is not age appropriate or developmentally appropriate for students in accordance with state standards.

As I used to understand the term “paddle boarding,” that has zip to do with sex or gender. Clearly he has something less conventional in mind. Apparently I had the wrong water sports in mind.

All that aside, I’m surprised that a — non-insane — teacher would want to be discussing personal life with small children like that. I recall an incident in third grade, when my teacher deciding she needed to share her wedding album (just got married) with a room full of eight year-olds. Most of the boys tried to ignore her, but my crack about her green-themed wedding party looking like Martians got me sent to the principla’s office.

On the upside, she kept her personal life out of the classroom after that.

Oscars Music: Let’s Offend Everyone

Aside from the Smith-Rock cage match, I heard that the music was offensively controversial because they played Toto’s Africa when a black actress came up.

Shoot. They want offensive? I can do offensive when I put my mind to it. Heck, even when I don’t.

They could have played Nigga Nigga Nigga for her.

Some white actor? White Christmas

Asian? Turning Japanese by The Vapors.

Latino? La Cucaracha.

I know! For Best Picture they could have gone with Do You Hear What I Hear?

Stop Calling Them Correspondents…

…reporters, or journalists. Get it right.

Reporter Mocked For Claiming Biden Has Most Foreign Policy Experience of Any President Ever
A White House correspondent was mocked online for flattering President Joe Biden on Monday by telling him that he had “more foreign policy experience than any President who has ever held this office” before asking him a question

Specifically, the unskilled laborer said:

“Can you help us understand: You have more foreign policy experience than any President who has ever held this office.”

The proper term for such a person is fluffer.

Wait. “than any President who has ever held this office.”

As opposed to Presidents who held the office of dogcatcher?

I Think The Biden-Reagan Comparison Is Quite Apt

Dementia Boy Gropin’ Joe raised eyebrows when he called for the removal of Putin from power. While other world leaders cringed, American lefties are praising his… strength, comparing the senile bastard to Ronald Reagan. Usually and specifically, Reagan’s “tear down that wall” moment.

Over at PJ Media, the sense is that the comparison in inappropriate. Au contraire. It’s perfect.

[Irony Alert: I’m going to cite Snopes.com, because it’s… just perfect. Hilariously so.]

Did Ronald Reagan Have Alzheimer’s Disease While in Office?
It has long been rumored that President Reagan suffered from Alzheimer’s Disease years before it was diagnosed in 1994, five years after he left office.

As Snopes notes, the media spent most of Reagan’s terms questioning his mental fitness. Every little lapse (and some not so little) was proof that the Gipper wasn’t fit for office. To be fair, when Reagan’s eventual, post-presidency, announcement that he had Alzheimer’s came out, my personal reaction was, “No kidding.” I had suspected it since the 1981 incident in which the US Navy shot down a couple of Libyan fighters, and no woke Reagan to tell him, because he was an old man and needed his sleep.

But somehow the same Left sees no problem with Biden forgetting which office he was running for during his campaign, or inexplicably walking out out frame during a campaign speech, while talking to his cell phone. Or his frequent references to the Harris Administration and President Harris.

Or confusing the Vice President’s husband with the First Lady’s husband. And calling VP’s hubbie the Second Lady.

Of course, a constant feature of Biden’s White House career is his inability to keep his hands and nose off young children, and his confusion over why some people might have a prob with his kissing and groping kids.

[fast forward past many other examples]

And now he’s gone to Poland. Where he told US troops that they’ve going to Ukraine, and that some of them already have.

[insert more inappropriate behavior with young girls]

And we’re back where this piece started, with Biden calling for Russian regime change. Until the WH issued a statement that the Dodderd-In-Chief didn’t mean what he actually said. Again; rather like the WH had just released a statement that he didn’t mean US troops were going to Ukraine like he’d just told them they were.

But why stop there? Biden seemingly can’t recall watching confirmation hearings for his SCOTUS nominee.

JOE BIDEN: “I didn’t get a chance to see any of” Ketanji Brown Jackson’s confirmation hearing

RANDOM BIDEN STAFFER: “The president watched portions of Judge Jackson’s hearing yesterday and today…He was also moved by the grace and dignity she has shown”

Is the Prez senile, or all the White House staff? (Wait… those may not be mutually exclusive.)

So, yeah. It makes me happy to see CBS et al suddenly discover that Biden has a lot in common with another Alzheimer’s patient after all.

He Should Probably Get To The ER Right Away

As seen at Bayou Renaissance Man Peter Grant.

Ok I’m a trans woman who’s experiencing her first period cramps and WHAT THE FUCK????? I have literally never felt pain like this. Why do we let people live like this??????????

The resident RN here says appendicitis. I’m also thinking maybe bowel obstruction (trapped farts, maybe?). But period cramps sans uterus (which the crazy guy even acknowledges later in the thread)? Ain’t happening.

I considered that this might be a troll. But his Twitter profile looks legitimately crazed. “MILF”??

Please consider that he has described himself as a “trans woman.” Now loot at its website where it calls itself “nonbinary.”

Yeah, legitimately looney tunes.