[UPDATE] Banning .50 Caliber Firearms

I almost missed this, S.2926 – Stop Arming Cartels Act of 2023, a ban on .50 caliber rifles. Apparently everyone is selling their personal guns to Mexican cartels, or something. They can’t possibly be getting weapons from the Mexican army or the international arms markets.

I hear the Taliban has been selling some of the $86 billion in arms and equipment that senile Gropin’ Joe left behind in Afghanistan.

Except as provided in paragraph (2), it shall be unlawful for any person to import, sell, manufacture, transfer, or possess, in or affecting interstate or foreign commerce, a rifle capable of firing .50 caliber ammunition.

The exceptions are the usual “government use,” and grandfathered currently possessed .50s.

The kicker is that you have to register your rifle as an NFA item. Within one year of the bill’s enactment. That might be a problem, since the current registration wait tine is running at 276 days. Now.

Imagine the backlog and increased wait time when millions of people supposedly try to register their Barretts, Serbus, and muzzleloaders.

.50 cal muzzleloaders? Yep: “capable of firing .50 caliber ammunition.” The bill doesn’t distinguish between rifles firing cartridges and loose/pellet powder and separate bullets. And checking the federal definition definition of “ammunition”…

(17)(A) The term “ammunition” means ammunition or cartridge cases, primers, bullets, or propellent powder designed for use in any firearm.

Note that “or” in the list.

The good news is that this bill was introduced last year, September 23, 2023, and hasn’t moved since.

UPDATE: Oh ho. Now I see why this just showed up in my feeds. Durbin’s Stop Arming Cartels Act of 2023 is stalled, so another group of Dim idiots have filed Stop Arming Cartels Act of 2024 in the House. The language is identical, so it’s essentially a companion bill to S.2926. Apparently the intent is to force movement in the House since it’s going nowhere in the Senate.


I’m seeing multiple reports this morning of a painting contractor covering up graffiti in Ohio, and painting right over the pro-Ham-ass protestors standing in front of it. They claim they were “assaulted.”I’m not buying it.

Pro-Palestinian Protesters Attempt to Block Painter from Covering Up Their Graffiti – Then Find Out What Happens – MUST SEE VIDEO
Pro-Palestinian protesters were spray-painted by a contractor at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, Ohio early Tuesday morning as they stood in front of a campus Spirit Wall that had been hijacked by Hamas supporters who had painted it over with anti-Israel messages. The protesters, who wore clear plastic face shields, stood directly in front of the wall in an effort to prevent the contractors from doing their job. A pro-Hamas encampment at CWRU is now in its second week.

Am I the only person wondering why that supposedly professional working a painter sprayer isn’t wear old, painted-splattered clothing, eye-pro, or a mask or respirator? There’s always some over-spray, and folks doing this day after day dress accordingly.

The Ham-ass supporters — who just happened to have full-face shields — are better protected than the “pro.”

[UPDATE]Cell Phone Help: Suggestions Wanted

Anyone have a recommendation for a reasonably priced pre-paid phone company that isn’t Tracfone or Straight Talk (owned by Tracfone)?

I’m having problems again with Tracfone. And once again, it started with them screwing up transferring an old phone number to a new phone. This time they managed to brick the new phone.

UPDATE: Last time I had Tracfone trouble, after a month and a half them screwing me around, Tracfone suddenly was able to quickly fix their problem once I filed Public Service Commission and Federal Trade Commission complaints. I’m not waiting that long this time.

I just filed PSC, FTC, and Georgia Attorney General complaints, and gave Tracfone the report numbers.

TZP Column: New ATF FFL Rule Drops

Engaged In The Business: The Shoe Drops
The ATF’s rule redefining “engaged in the business,” and who must have a Federal Firearms License, has been released, but not yet formally published in the Federal Register. The Zelman Partisans has been warning you about this since 2022.

The rule document is 466 pages. Most of that is hundreds of pages of “responses” to public comment that amount to “We disagree,” and “tough shit.” The part where they claim that requiring everyone to have an FFL is BRUEN-compliant, because the feds briefly banned the export of cannons and gunpowder in 1794 is a classic.
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TZP Column: Gun-Free Home Schools

Gun-Free Missouri Home Schools?
I received an alert sent out by Missouri First, regarding Missouri Senate Bill 727.

I’ll grant that 571.030(10) does state:

(10) Carries a firearm, whether loaded or unloaded, or any other weapon readily capable of lethal use into any school…

But is that definitive? Does “any school” really mean home schools?

571.030(1) is both a little more general and specific.
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You Never Know…

Time was, I’d look at a report like this, and the 4/1 date, and merely assume it’s another April Fools Day attempt.

Rachel Levine Declares For WNBA Draft

But the world has gotten so nuts — “the first shemale admiral in government” part at least is accurate — that it’s getting tough to tell for sure.

But I’ll go with satire, because that guy doesn’t look athletic enough to play a single quarter without dropping dead from a heart attack.

[Updated] Artificial Stupidity

I decided to spend some time with AI bots today, inspired by the the way they botched descriptions of Boomershoot. I wanted to see what they could do with The Zelman Partisans. It didn’t go well.

So then I asked the Artificial Stupidity Gab AI to “tell me about Carl ‘Bear’ Bussjaeger.” After multiple corrections, including forcing it to admit that I didn’t die in childhood in 1973, it decided that this is me:

Carl “Bear” Bussjaeger is a prolific writer and artist known for his works in the fields of science fiction, fantasy, and horror. Born on June 17, 1911, in Berlin, Germany, he immigrated to the United States and joined the White Death, a Finnish volunteer unit during the Winter War, in 1939. After the war, he returned to the United States and began his writing career. Bussjaeger has published numerous novels, short stories, and articles in various genres. His works often feature themes of adventure, exploration, and the supernatural. He has received critical acclaim for his unique storytelling style and vivid imagination. Carl “Bear” Bussjaeger is still alive and continues to write and create art, inspiring readers and artists around the world.

I’m fairly sure that’s a blend of myself (sorta), my grandfather, and some distant German-born cousin.

Critical acclaim? I wish; I might’ve kept on writing fiction.

Bear this in mind when you discover that your healthcare provider is using “AI” to evaluate your medical state. Yes, multiple companies are starting to do that.

Added: It occurs to me that Gab AI is showing a type of bias I’ve seen elsewhere. I repeatedly corrected the bot on time and place of birth, and specifically told it that the Winter War soldier was the wrong person. I corrected it on writing genres. And other bits.

And yet it still insisted on sticking with that first narrative it had created.

Very much like arguing gun control with a leftist getting her info from Everytown. Twitter idiot was whining about the “boyfriend” loophole. I pointed out that the loophole she described didn’t exist.

She insisted. I cited US Code.

She insisted. I cited her state law.

She still insisted her “boyfriend loophole” existed.And cited something she re4ad once at Everytown

I was giving her citations and quotes directly from federal and state laws, but she insisted I was wrong because Everytown.

Kinda like this AI, right? It got a wrong idea and can’t give it up no matter the facts.

SCOTUS Bench Warrants

It’s well past time for ’em.

Whiplash: Supreme Court decision put on pause by appeals court
Late Tuesday night, the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals restored the temporary hold on a Texas immigration law that just yesterday the Supreme Court ruled that Texas could enforce. The appeals court will hold a hearing on Wednesday.

Why do we even have a Supreme Court, if the lower courts are just going to ignore it anyway?

Californicated Election

This looks a bit odd… if this is a clean election.

Thanks To Mail-In Voting, California Still Counting Ballots Two Weeks After Election
As of this article’s publication, unofficial election results show that 95 percent of votes have been tabulated in California’s Democrat presidential primary, versus 93 percent in the Republican contest. In the state’s Senate primary, 92 percent of votes have been finalized, with many ballots in several congressional races also still awaiting tabulation.

Seems odd that the percentages don’t quite match. But it gets better. That story links to CNN’s (yeah, I do know) election results page, which is being updated in pseudo-real time. Here’s a screenshot. Note the percentages of ballots counted.

The first one is a special election primary for a congressional district seat; 81% in.

The second is the statewide Dim presidential primary; 95%.

One little district can only get 81% in, but statewide they already have 95%? A suspicious type might suspect that the little district votes are legitimately trickling in, while the Dims pre-stuffed the ballots for senile Gropin’ Joe.