Remedial Practical Civics 100

Or, “Civics for Dummies and Other Millenials”

A bunch of teens in Florida skipped school and went to Tallahassee to demand more of the same gun control that failed to save their classmates. Like petulant two year-olds, they whined and screamed when they weren’t given what they want when they want it.

In short, they failed their civics class.

OK, kids. Here’s the down and dirty on what your teachers should have taught you about how things really work…

Lesson 1: Sausage-Making

Lesson 2: The Constitution. You may have heard that word.

Lesson 3: Let’s Party!

Lesson 4: “A Hunting We Will go”

Lesson 5: “Voting for D/u/m/m/i/e/s/ Democrats”

Lesson 6: Supplementary Reading: Remedial Journalism 100

Lesson 7: Declaration of Independence 4 Dummies

Lesson 8: The Scientific Method and The Great Experiment – Conclusions

Lesson 9: Rights, and abandonment thereof

Lesson 10: A Letter to the Future