No, It Wasn’t Me

I know how to work around high voltage.

2 Georgia men died by electrocution while breaking into a power company substation, police say
Two Georgia men stealing copper wire at an electrical power station died by electrocution and the subsequent force of a transformer explosion, the Gainesville police department told CBS News.

Around 3 a.m. Monday, police received a call from someone at a nearby business saying there had been an explosion at the power substation by the old mill, Lieutenant Kevin Holbrook told CBS News. Thieves were attempting to steal copper wiring and electrical components, police said.

Amateurs. Although blowing up the transformer, too was mildly impressive.