Jane Fonda Is Not Getting Smarter With Age

And she wasn’t too bright to start. But she has a plan to get around Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health.

Jane Fonda Suggests America ‘Redefine Vaginas as AK-47s’ in Response to Roe v. Wade Overturn
“If a corporation can be defined as a person, why not redefine vaginas as AK47s. That way they’d be free of governmental restrictions by those who care about ‘the sanctity of life.’”

OK, they’re now AK-47s.

They’re machineguns under the National Firearms Act. Go pay your $200 tax, pass your background check, and waiting 6-8 months for your tax stamp. In the meantime, you cannot possess your vagina.

That’ll work for Hanoi Jane, because she’s old. But she just outlawed vagina possession by those born after May 1986, under the Firearm Owners “Protection” Act. Good thing that gender reassignment surgery is available for those younger women, They’ll need to get their vaginas removed before the dumbass’s “plan” goes into effect…

Or die.


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One thought on “Jane Fonda Is Not Getting Smarter With Age”

  1. > National Firearms Act

    Don’t forget, the vaginas couldn’t cross state lines without filing for permission; ATF will take a letter with the appropriate information, but they prefer Form(5320.20). “Application to transport interstate or to temporarily export certain NFA firearms.”

    Also, many states restrict or ban some NFA weapons and devices, so your vagina couldn’t be legally moved to one of those states anyway.

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