For The Record:

Even at my youngest and dumbest, I never got so drunk that I had to be wheeled out in a wheelchair.

DRUNK MI AG Dana Nessel Left MSU-UM Game In Wheelchair…Jokes About “Vomiting” On Constituents, “Skull crushing hangover” In Public Statement
I had a few folks help me up the stairs and someone grabbed a wheelchair so as to prevent me from stumbling in the parking lot. Like all smart people attending festivities where drinking occurs, I had a designated driver. I went home, fell asleep on the couch, and my wife threw some blankets on me and provided me with some water and Tylenol for what she knew would be a skull-crushing hangover the next day. (Best wife ever!)

That said, by coincidence, I did have to be wheeled out on a gurney that same day. But that was was because of a stone-cold sober machinery accident that broke my hip.

According to Wikipedia, this ditz is 52yo; you’d think by now she have learned to not get so publicly intoxicated that anyone else would have been arrested.

Must be nice to be politically powerful. If you’re into abuse of power and that sort of thing.


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