‘Round here, I say there’s a 50:50 chance that teacher’s body would never be found.

Gators, you know. But some folks might think the mutilated body should left out as an example.

Canadian kindergartners given masturbation homework assignment
“Draw a picture of the private places where you can touch your penis or vulva if you want to.”

Kindergarten School Assignment:

1. Tell teacher if you like to masturbate.
2. If so you do, tell teacher where to find private places in your home.
3. Draw a picture of your favorite masturbation place so teacher can visualize it.

I’m not a parent. But if I had a daughter who was a senior in high school who came home with that assignment…

Well… gators.

Hell, that would be pretty disturbing in a college-level class.