How indeed. Johnson opted for crime. Me…
Trevon, We Hardly Knew Ye
“Burglar’s Family Blames Homeowner for Shooting Trevon Johnson”
… I’ve always done stupid shit like work for a living, or even settle for donations. I’ve dumpster-dived, and sold salvaged stuff on eBay. I’ve even sold off some of my property.
Dang, I was just never smart enough to figure out that breaking into homes and stealing shit is a morally and socially acceptable method.
Added: Just realized that David had linked to an old video. But still…
“How he gonna get his money to have clothes or go to school?”
Just once, I want to see a reporter look at the outraged family member like the obvious idiot that she is and reply, “A job? Maybe sell some of that gold jewelry he was wearing? Maybe you should have taught him better?”
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