Talking to my sister, and the topic wandered into those improv memorials when people are killed. For some reason, it’s always mylar balloons and teddy bears.
I told that if I should die, I don’t want balloons and teddy bears.
I want my killer’s head on a stake.
Unless I’m killed by a bear. Then you can impale a teddy bear.
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